Medical breakthrough cures one of the biggest problems facing the planet: Amerikan pet obesity
March 30, 2008
Medical breakthrough cures one of the biggest problems facing the planet: Amerikan pet obesity
by Siglo
(source: monkeysmashesheaven.wordpress.com)
In 2007, the FDA approved the use of a diet pill. A diet pill for dogs. According to the Washington Post, “The Food and Drug Administration announced the approval of Slentrol, a prescription drug that can suppress Fido’s appetite while also blocking the absorption of fat from his treats.” (1) Fat pets will no longer embarrass their owners in dog parks.
Why is there a doggie diet pill, created by Pfizer, on the market? There is an obesity epidemic in Amerika. This problem not only affects Amerikans, but also their pets. Amerikans hardly do any productive labor at all. They are are too busy wallowing in super-profits, so are their pets. In typical decedent First World fashion, Amerikans find a solution to their “problems” by making a little pill. The medication costs $1 to $2 a day to treat to their decadent pets, and although reports in the media do not state the costs of research, one can assume the cost for research and development was hefty. This new pet diet pill technology may make pet cosmetic surgery for obesity a thing of the past in Amerika. (2) Truly a remarkable breakthrough, saving fat pets from having to go under the surgeon’s knife.
Meanwhile, in sub-Saharan Africa, treatment for AIDS would cost $600 a year, $1 to $2 a day, per victim. The wealth of Africa has been stolen by the West, and used to treat obese dogs. So 36 million people suffering from AIDS have to die so Amerikan dogs won’t be obese. Revolutionary scientists have to connect the dots, weigh costs and benefits implicit in different economic systems. Capitalism-imperialism is a system where Amerikan pets are objectively worth more than sub-Saharan Africans in terms of resource allocation. Under socialism, humans will be valued more than pets.
Amerikan idiocy knows no bounds. Here are some other implications of capitalism-imperialism’s rotten allocation of resources:
More than 70% of the 10.6 million child deaths that occur worldwide each year are attributable to six causes: pneumonia (19%), diarrhea (18%), malaria (8%), neonatal sepsis or pneumonia (10%), preterm delivery (10%), and asphyxia at birth (8%), according to an article published in The Lancet that says these are the most accurate estimates to date. (3)
Note that all these diseases are treatable and preventable.
Maoist-Third Worldists have nothing against animals. Animal rights is another issue. The issue is simple: how should global resources be allocated? To Amerikan pets or impoverished Africans? Amerikans, and their pets, have way more than their fair share. People needlessly die so the First World can waste the planet’s resources.
Notes.
1. Stein, Rob. “Something for the Dog That Eats Everything: A Diet Pill.” Washington Post. January 6, 2007.
2. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/05/06/eveningnews/main693667.shtm
3. http://health.dailynewscentral.com/content/view/547/62
Amerikkkan cats and dogs eat better than billions of people in the Third World. Amerikkkans take food out of the mouths of people in the Third World and give it to goddamn pets.
This is just one truly disgusting example. The United States is a parasite country. It feeds off of the suffering of the third world. American pets are treated better than many humans in the third world. All of the first world is our enemy.